Take a stand against monotonous travel with Suitcase Stickers. Designed to stick to anything, they will draw attention to your bag making it easily identifiable and sure to make you some new friends. Not for the faint of heart, thecheeky.com even provide this warning
“Caution: Some of these stickers may cause offense to airport and immigration staff. But you would have figured that out whilst enjoying those cavity searches.”
Putting a sticker on your suitcase that makes it look like you’re toting a few keys of “sugar,” a stewardess or a trunk full of money could certainly offend someone at customs, but we’d like to think that they’d probably think it was funny and let you go - here's hoping!